#date sabotage

[musicprincess1990]

Writing Wednesday

A Study in Living With Your Lab Partner

Chapter 3: "Catching Feelings" || Read Chapter 1

8: Coffee shop; 9: Date sabotage.

Molly’s first awareness was of a delicious smell… not food or drink or anything she could identify, but still somehow familiar… warm… safe.

Her next awareness was of the pair of arms wrapped snugly around her waist.

At that, her eyes flew open wide and her heart raced.  Apparently, she had dozed off not long after she finished eating her sandwich.  That wasn’t the surprise though, oh no.  The surprise was the fact that she was currently being held by a sleeping Sherlock Holmes.  And what’s more, he seemed to be holding her intentionally.  It would be one thing if they just happened to fall asleep at about the same time and drift together naturally.  But he had clearly known what he was doing when he slid his legs beneath hers and stretched out on the sofa, gathering her against his chest.

Oh my God…

[notfeelingthyaster]

the way the older batboys cope with relationship trauma is that tim is a serial dater (cannot, will not, be single, would rather swallow glass, name the last time he was single), jason is a serial kisser (what's the name when you're not dating you're just kissing people? in brazil we call it "staying", like when you go out clubbing and kiss 10+ randoms) and dick is a serial cheater (i've said what i said)

[thisdorkyblogthing]

Loki, who almost exclusively dates/fucks guy who sorta look like Thor, and the ones who don't look like him have some vaguely Thor-flavored essence to them. Like, a Dollar Store Brand Thor.

Thor, who hasn't been in a relationship that lasted longer than 3 months because if Loki were to call him at 3am crying about stubbing his toe "really bad this time, I think it might be broken 🥺" he will be out the door before he hangs up the phone.

And if anyone were to point these things out to either of them you'll be met with the loudest, most steadfast denials you can ever imagine. And Loki will call you names, probably.

[levi-lev]

WHY IS ALL THE SUBTEXT SO GAY IN THIS BOOK

-SCTIR chapter 315

[sydneighsays]

More out of context from my personal self-indulgent post phantom liberty fic

Nothing like a little eyeliner during a mental breakdown 💅🏼

Rando side character.

[sassywiththesas]

We met in autumn, it has been my favorite season ever since.

[impishtubist]

More midnight thoughts from @soloorganaas : "Remus and Sirius can't get married until Harry breaks up with his terrible boyfriend Draco, because they don't want to have to invite anyone to their wedding that they don't like."

[flowerakatsuka]

💕 kuroba first date outfit

OC OUTFIT DOODLE ASKS!

the place kuroba and karamatsu go on their first date to is a pretty expansive garden and requires a lot of walking so the outfit they go with is on more casual comfy side. they definitely put how comfortable it is to move in to the test after having to outrun the rest of the sextuplets trying to sabotage kara's confession plans.

( also, i envision him wearing the outfit from the 2nd anime paradise cafe collab on that date. )

[samaraxmorgan]

Is this too strong of a first line for a fic ASKANANSNA

[mattzerella-sticks]

My Adventures with Superman do old man yaoi next with these two!

[firesofdainix]

Lloyd is the type of son who would sabotage his dad's dates with Vinny while simultaneously making up plans to get him and Misako back together

[miabrown007]

Felonies and Other Love Languages - Chapter 25

“I could serenade you under your bedroom window,” Marinette says, fussing with the stitching of a ballgown. “What?” “Or I could fight my way through security and reach you when your plane’s just about to take off.” The stubborn fabric refuses to stay put under her fingertips. “Any flights scheduled for next week?” When she finally looks up, Adrien’s staring at her from the other side of the workshop table. His mouth snaps shut. “What are you talking about?” “Brainstorming grand romantic gestures. Obviously.”

[12am-motivation]

GIVE US A BREAK SOLMARE THE OMNB ANNIV EVENT JUST ENDED 😭

[allthebestcowgirls]

something really getting to me about strangers wanting me but the people i know having zero interest in me. i think there really is just something very wrong with my personality like fundamentally

[davi-doo]

I do fantasize about a table-top dnd mini campaign about Durge and Gortash's heist at Hall of Wonder. Since each of them go into it with a hidden motive, (aside the obvious objective that is to retrieve Bhaalist relics), the player should pick one side from the start, and the DM will control the other as NPC. As Gortash, you will play to earn the Bhaalspawn's trust while also avoid being killed by them as an inadequate ally. As Durge, you will put the Banite's character to test, while maybe also get a hold of your chaotic sister who is keen to turn the heist into a slaughterhouse/deathtrap.

Of course you can also play as OC Bhaalist/Banite who are just trying to uphold your religion's principles while your leaders are busy durgetashing and giving contradicting instructions.

[stevebabey]

i’m going to die i have been on a couple dates with this lovely girl but i am just Not Interested i think but it’s been like four dates and we’ve kissed a bunch and telling her now that i think we’d be better as friends feels SO rude so i should just tell her that i’m not in the space for a relationship (also true) but i fear i have just gotten her hopes up by dropping no vibes at all. bcos i myself did not know this until intense reflection. so yes. exploding so i don’t have to deal with it